What do you do when you have the urge to say things that are completely socially unacceptable? There are times when I just can't seem to keep my mouth in neutral, dispite a reasonably good upbringing and some remote understanding of what is and is not, what my mother calls "cooth." (Remind me to use that word in a limrick later.) This blog is my attempt to out these rantings in a forum apart from my daily grind, and keep them separate of those who would be truely offended by some of th...